Jobbies on my boxers

•April 28, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Few skits have appeared on my boxers…more it’s like the residuals from my inefficent bum wiping.

I seem to wipe for europe so have to stop and give it a break for an hour or so…then the leakage appears especially if I go out walking.

What a lovely topic for my blog eh?

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Sore jobbies

•March 3, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Too much curry.  Too much chilli.  Then too much heat sitting on the pan.

South Indian Garlic chilli is my weekend poison and I’m addicted to it, particularly the red hot chillis that come with it.

Till next weekends fire-bum-breathing exploits….

I want a dog….

•October 26, 2007 • Leave a Comment

Went to the rescue dog place and saw a lovely small dog called Missy.

Unlike all the other dogs who were barking etc, Missy was content to sit and sniff at you through the fence. 

Sadly Missy has had 3 homes and chews + poops everywhere.  Dogs chew because they are anxious (left alone for long times) and pooping everywhere is a sign of bad house training.

I think I can re-train her.  But it would be some work, she is 6 months old.  I might go see if she’s still at the dog home this weekend.

Jobbies – it’s raining constantly

•July 16, 2007 • Leave a Comment

The weather sucks.

It sucks big time.

It’s a race against time to get the barbeque fired up, get everything cooked and run indoors.

Where is our summer?!?!?!?!

Kwik Fit Milngavie – nothings as shit as a Kwik Fit Fitter

•July 2, 2007 • Leave a Comment

My brake pads were shot, squealing away. 

Took it to Kwik Fit Milngavie as I had no time to book into my regular garage.

Brake pads + change = £112.87

So I said OK and could you do the tracking too.

The mechanic came back with a list of broken stuff (no surprise) I didn’t know about.  Now bear in mind I just had an MOT 7 weeks ago

– worn bushes front + left

– worn brake discs….they think they need replaced…

– worn shock absorbers

 – two new tyres (what a surprise)

I said is the car safe to drive and the manager said ‘you would be safer having all that fixed’.

So I said to him – ‘Bill me for the brake pads, I’ll take it to my regular garage and get it checked out’.

He didn’t look happy.  ‘It’s up to yourself,  but your car might ‘no’ be safe to drive’

I paid the bill and told him I was broke. 

I took the car to the garage at the weekend and they said

– brake discs, worn but OK

– bushes, worn but OK

– tyres, worn to 3MM but still street legal

– shock absorbers, no problems at all.

Just a ripoff, Kwik Fit Milngavie are there to totally con/rip you off.  It appears that any car part that has had more than 1 mile of use is up for replacement at Kwik Fit Milngavie.

Kwik Fit Milngavie – bone head con men with the deceptive sales skills of a baboon and the mechanical skills of even a lesser animal (maybe a rodent).

Avoid Kwik Fit Milngavie!!!!

Brown and smelly…

•June 7, 2007 • Leave a Comment

Jobbies rock – if they didn’t exit, you’d be in a world of pain let me tell you!

But this is just a metaphor for this blog – it’s more about life and all the ‘jobbies’ you come acrosss…ahem…can you tell I work in London?

 More soooon, but for now, keep yer asses clean!